Imagine for a second a black, puffy, puppy with a small vertical white stripe on his chest running as if possessed by the girl above. It is the most tragic, hilarious, heart warming thing ever. Mad Dog Mattis is coming into his own.
Mattis is a ninja pee master. It's amazing. It just appears.
Mad Dog has me trained to jump out of bed and take him outside roughly every two hours. All while waking the wife by leading her to believe the Mexican Cartel is coming for her head.
He dominates the 120 pound Great Pyrenees cross. Often by latching onto his junk and refusing to let let go. If you want tragedy and comedy I have it in spades everyday. Mad Dog Mattis is relentless in wanting to play, even when Bear begs for mercy.
Mad Dog loves the Christmas tree. He believes it was erected to give him a new chew toy each day.
It's good to have a dog again. Katniss is still very missed.
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